Launch: a Startup Story

Ever get so mad you threw a live fish? Have you ever been kidnapped by a Thin-Mint peddling girl scout? Poisoned at your favorite bbq spot? Maybe your job is a living embodiment of the coronavirus? Or you suspected your boss of cold blooded murder?If not, you don't know Jack.Who's Jack you might ask? Jack Goodman is most recently the former star employee at Zonglecon, the internet's most powerful conglomerate (Think a mashup of Alphabet, Amazon, Facebook, Weibo, Rakuten, and then...
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Ever get so mad you threw a live fish? Have you ever been kidnapped by a Thin-Mint peddling girl scout? Poisoned at your favorite bbq spot? Maybe your job is a living embodiment of the coronavirus? Or you suspected your boss of cold blooded murder?If not, you don't know Jack.Who's Jack you might ask? Jack Goodman is most recently the former star employee at Zonglecon, the internet's most powerful conglomerate (Think a mashup of Alphabet, Amazon, Facebook, Weibo, Rakuten, and then blended with Microsoft, Playstation & a slice of Nvidia).What happens when he flies the corporate nest and joins an innovative, venture backed startup? Well, Jack meets an intrepid team of wackadoodles that seem like they might be able to do things, only time will tell.Give Launch A Startup Story your attention for just a few minutes and your sides will be aching from explosive laughter (not like explosive diarrhea, that's totally different).Trigger warning book includes but not limited to the following: bribery, coercion, kidnapping, girl scouts, custom t-shirts, homeless swag, tasteless giveaways, on and off target tropes, three acts, a prologue, an epilogue, chapters, remedial English, silly jokes, satire, potty humor, shisplosion (might or might not be missing a t, your deal, not mine), corona virus, COVID-19, pandemic references, monkey business, and egregious janitor murder.