The Sweet Potato Queens' Guide to Raising Children for Fun and Profit |
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| Author:
| Browne, Jill Conner |
| Read by:
| Browne, Jill Conner |
| Series title: | Sweet Potato Queens Ser. |
| ISBN: | 978-1-4233-1132-4 |
| Publication Date: | Jan 2008 |
| Publisher: | Brilliance Publishing, Inc.
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| Book Format: | Downloadable audio file |
| List Price: | USD $35.99 |
Book Description:
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When does 1 + 1 = 3 (or more)? When you've got a baby on the way.
Part of that new math, says #1 New York Times bestselling author Jill Conner Browne--whom USA Today calls "just plain funny"--includes the addition of an outsize sense of humor to balance the equation of your growing family.
The Sweet Potato Queens' Guide to Raising Children for Fun and Profit is a hilarious (though not scientifically tested) wink at the time-honored mysteries...
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When does 1 + 1 = 3 (or more)? When you've got a baby on the way.
Part of that new math, says #1 New York Times bestselling author Jill Conner Browne--whom USA Today calls "just plain funny"--includes the addition of an outsize sense of humor to balance the equation of your growing family.
The Sweet Potato Queens' Guide to Raising Children for Fun and Profit is a hilarious (though not scientifically tested) wink at the time-honored mysteries of parenting, for anybody who has ever had a kid or has ever known one, knows that the experience is neither fun nor profitable--so, you might as well laugh!
As each generation begins its hopeful, happy, and, yes, sometimes harrowing journey together as Parent and Child, together they spawn a new body of "knowledge," the nuances of which will elude the Experts every time. Here are stories of the things we do for Mother Love--or, the most incredibly full-time volunteer job ever--and tips guaranteed not to be found in any other parenting guide.
- How to Talk to a Pregnant Woman
- How the Diamonds on Delivery Policy Can Speed Up the Labor Nature Intended
- Why a Good Mother Is Always Adept at Subterfuge
- The List of Things You Wouldn't Think You Would Have to Tell Kids Not to Do
- Why Mothers of Sons Can Never Retire
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- Why, for Parents, It's Just a Short Drive to the Poorhouse
The Sweet Potato Queens' Guide to Raising Children for Fun and Profit will have everyone who's ever been a parent--or ever thought of becoming one--or been a child--or is still one--giggling and grinning (no small feat) through those child-bearing years...and beyond.